Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once.
- Dave Barry

Birthdays are nature's way of telling you to eat more cake.

- Jo Brand

Happy Birthday, Dad!

A man of sixty has spent twenty years in bed and over three years in eating.
- Arnold Bennett

There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents ... and only one for birthday presents, you know. - Lewis Carroll, Through the Looking Glass