That married couples can live together day after day is a miracle that the Vatican has overlooked.
- Bill Cosby

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
- Robert A. Heinlein

I am not the boss of my house. I don't know when I lost it. I don't know if I ever had it. But I have seen the boss's job and I do not want it. 

- Bill Cosby

A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life to be thankful for a good one. 

- Elizabeth Taylor

Take me on a trip, I'd like to go some day.
Take me to New York, I'd love to see LA.
I really want to come kick it with you.
You'll be my American boy, American boy.
- Kanye West & Estelle

Verbal ability is a highly overrated thing in a guy, and it's our pathetic need for it that gets us into so much trouble.
- Sleepless in Seattle

Inside every older lady is a younger lady -- wondering what the hell happened.
- Cora Harvey Armstrong

Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut her up with cookies.

I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows.
- Janette Barber

Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
- Lily Tomlin

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car.
- Carrie Snow

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with your girlfriends.
- Laurie Kuslansky

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house.
-Zsa Zsa Gabor

Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.
-Eleanor Roosevelt

So many roads, so many detours, so many choices, so many mistakes. As we drive along this road called life, occasionally a gal will find herself a little lost. And when that happens I guess she has to let go of the coulda, shoulda, woulda, buckle up, and just keep going.
-Sex and the City

All I wanna do is let it be
And be with you
And watch the wind blow by
And all I wanna see is you and me
Go on forever like the clear blue sky
Slowly there's only You and I
- Tim McGraw

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

- Jim Carrey

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

- Maryon Pearson

Mental Illness, Menstrual cramps, Mental breakdowns, Menopause. Ever notice how all of women's problems start with 'men'?

I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
- Rita Rudner

I never hated a man enough to give him diamonds back.
- Zsa Zsa Gabor