The sun was warm but the wind was chill. You know how it is with an April day.
- Robert Frost

April come she will
When streams are ripe and swelled with rain;
May, she will stay,
Resting in my arms again.
- Simon & Garfunkel

"Always Marry an April Girl"

Praise the spells and bless the charms,
I found April in my arms.
April golden, April cloudy,
Gracious, cruel, tender, rowdy;
April soft in flowered languor,
April cold with sudden anger,
Ever changing, ever true --
I love April, I love you.

- Ogden Nash

Awake, thou wintry earth -
Fling off thy sadness!
Fair vernal flowers, laugh forth
Your ancient gladness!
- Thomas Blackburn, "An Easter Hymn"

There is no reason to feel bad
But there are many seasons to feel glad, sad, mad
It's just a bunch of feelings that we have to hold
But I am here to help you with the load

Wow look at you now
Flowers in the window
It's such a lovely day
And I'm glad you feel the same
Cause to stand up, out in the crowd
You are one in a million
And I love you so
Let's watch the flowers grow

So now we're here and now is fine
So far away from there and there is time, time, time
To plant new seeds and watch them grow
So there'll be flowers in the window when we go.

- Flowers in the Window, Travis

I bought a cactus. A week later it died. And I got depressed, because I thought, Damn. I am less nurturing than a desert.
- Demetri Martin

Good Friday

"All I really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt!"
Lucy Van Pelt, "Peanuts"

"My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper."
Amy Sedaris

"Earth's saddest day and gladdest day were just three days apart!"
- Susan Coolidge

"Those have a short Lent, who owe money to be paid at Easter."
- Benjamin Franklin

"Forget love; I'd rather fall in chocolate."
-- Anonymous

"In your Easter bonnet, with all the frills upon it,
You'll be the grandest lady in the Easter parade."
- Irving Berlin

"Good Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Easter.
Bad Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Xmas."
- Jack Handy, Saturday Night Live

"Alzheimer's Advantage #2 : You can hide your own Easter eggs."
- Anonymous