Yummy scrumboes!

Libby: I am the Queen.
Robbie: Are You?
Libby: Yes I am the Queen and Georgia did a big poo this morning.
- Angus, Thongs, and Full Frontal Snogging

The Famous Losing It Scale
The 'LOSING-IT' scale

1. Minor tizz 
2. Complete tizz and to-do 
3. Strop 
4. A visit to strop central 
5. FT (funny turn) 
6. Spazattack 
7. Complete ditherspaz 
8. Nervy b (nervous breakdown) 
9. Complete nervy b 
10. BALLISITICISIMUS 

Jas, your spaceship has arrived. Please get in.
- Georgia

Gird your loins and adjust your nungas for battle.
- Rosie

It's okay, I'm wearing really big knickers.
-Jas

Well I thought I might go to the river with Tom and -
No Jas, you thought wrong.

That is the kind of person I have become. A red bottomed child eater.
- Georgia

What would I be doing walking the streets at night dressed as a stuffed olive --- gate crashing cocktail parties?
- Georgia

Libby handed me a piece of cheese and rubbed the spot where my eyebrows had been.
Great, I've become rat woman.

Erlack a pongoes!

Should bald heads be buttered?
- Uncle Eddie

Dad, there was an unfortunate leg-through-the-ceiling incident last time you went into the loft.
There was a weakness in the roof.
Yes Dad, that was you.

The hills are alive with the sound of pants.
- Dave the Laugh

But the burning question is this: What in the name of Richard the Lionheart's codpiece am I going to wear for the gig?
- Georgia
*Thanks Marisa!