Random Acts of Casey

We had Monopoly. Everybody did. Nobody liked it. Even if you think you liked the game, you didn't. And it's simple why - because this is anybody here, 2 and a half hours into a game of Monopoly: F*CK THIS GAME. It's 4 in the morning Grandma, YOU WIN. I'm sitting on Baltic with crap! I'm paying luxury tax out the ass! And I HATE when you're the banker. Where'd you get the pink 50's you cheating whore? NO. Don't touch me Grandpa! NANA is a cheating whore! 

- Dane Cook