I took I took a lady's order one time. I'll never forget this.
"Ma'am, that'll be $3.75. Please drive around."
And then there's like this long pause and then she goes:
"But where do I go?"
Where do you go?! You follow the one f***ing road you're on to me!
Where do you...okay ma'am you're gonna go to the Texaco station. Take a right. Go 5 and a half miles southeast. You're gonna see a guy in a yellow poncho. His name is Hank. He'll take you to the Whopper lair. That's where you go. And you've got 10 minutes to get there or we take your food!
- Dane Cook
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