I just want to be friends, plus a little extra, also I love you.
- Dwight Schrute, The Office

I wish there was a way to know you're in the good old days before you've actually left them.

- Andy, The Office

I am always thinking one step ahead like a carpenter who makes stairs.

- Andy Bernard, the Office

You couldn’t handle my undivided attention.

- Dwight Schrute

I'm guessing Angela's the one in the neighborhood who gives the trick-or-treaters some...toothbrushes, pennies...walnuts.
- Pam

Dwight: Permission to join the Validity Committee.
Jim: Permission denied.
Dwight: Damn it!

Michael: OK, Ryan. You told Toby that Creed has a distinct old man smell?
Creed: I know exactly what he's talking about. I sprout mung beans on a damp paper towel in my desk drawer. Very nutritious. But they smell like death.

Dwight

Abraham Lincoln said, if you're a racist, I will attack you with the North. And these are the principles I live by.
- The Office

The Office

Michael: I am a victim of a hate crime...Stanley knows how i feel.
Stanley: That wasn't a hate crime.
Michael:...well, I hated it.
- The Office

"Oh oh I'm a little baby, oh I'm hungry, oh paperclips! Staplers! Oh oh, I would like some milk. And you know where that comes from?"
"BREASTS."
-Michael

"Your location has been compromised. Abort mission. Destroy phone.
- Memo to Dwight, The Office

"Leaving one 'dwigt'."
- Pam

"This belt is not a toy. This is a message to the entire office so that everyone can see I can physically dominate them."
- Dwight

Jim: Dwight wants you to know he knows nothing about bear attacks.
Dwight: Jim! No, tell him that bears can climb faster than they can run. Jim, tell him!
Jim: Andy!...No, it's too far...

"I will misunderstand everything Andy Bernard says until he goes insane."
- Dwight

Jim: "Okay, just so I understand it...in your wildest fantasy, you are in hell. And you are co-running a bed and breakfast with the devil."
Dwight: "Yeah, well I haven't told you my salary yet."
Jim:"Go."
Dwight: "Eighty thousand dollars a year."

"Question. What type of bear is best?"
- Jim

"Do we know anyone in the accident?"
"Brad Pitt."
"Oh my god, is he alright?!?!?!"
"He will never act again."

"Um, I love frolf!"
-Andy, The Office

Pam: Sometimes the gift is really about the gesture, you know, like, what it means, instead of what it is.
Dwight Schrute: You mean ... like a ham?
Pam: No. Not like a ham.

Jim: Dwight lives on a beet farm and he practices karate at the forth grade level. And he apparently has a girlfriend, so... I guess there really is someone for everybody.

Pam: You have any big Valentine's Day plans, Kev?
Kevin: Not really, my fiance is out of town.
Pam: Where is she?
Kevin: I'm not sure. Arizona? Sometimes she doesn't tell me.
Pam: Cool.