People who love to eat are always the best people.
- Julia Child

I find chopsticks frankly distressing. Am I alone in thinking it odd that a people ingenious enough to invent paper, gunpowder, kites and any number of other useful objects, and who have a noble history extending back 3,000 years haven't yet worked out that a pair of knitting needles is no way to capture food?
- Bill Bryson

Inside every older lady is a younger lady -- wondering what the hell happened.
- Cora Harvey Armstrong

Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut her up with cookies.

I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows.
- Janette Barber

Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
- Lily Tomlin

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car.
- Carrie Snow

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with your girlfriends.
- Laurie Kuslansky