"' I always think everything is a trap until proven otherwise,' the Prince answered. 'Which is why I'm still alive.'"
- The Princess Bride

The Princess Bride

This is true love - you think this happens every day?
- Westley

You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles.
- Miracle Max

INCONCEIVABLE
- Vizzini

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
- Inigo

Tyrone, you know how much I love watching you work, but I've got my country's 500th anniversary to plan, my wedding to arrange, my wife to murder and Guilder to frame for it; I'm swamped.
- Prince Humperdinck

Vizzini: Let me put it this way. Have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?
Westley: Yes.
Vizzini: Morons.

I'm not a witch, I'm your wife.
- Valerie

Go away or I'll call the Brute Squad.
- Miracle Max

I just work for Vizzini to pay the bills. There's not a lot of money in revenge.
- Inigo