When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you.
- Nora Ephron

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
- Robert A. Heinlein

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.
- Jeff Valdez

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
- Rita Rudner

Other arms reach out to me
Other eyes smile tenderly
Still in peaceful dreams I see
The road leads back to you
Georgia, sweet Georgia, no peace I find
Just an old sweet song
- Ray Charles

TGIF

Dogs have owners, cats have staff.

- Unknown

Dog is God spelled backwards. That means something, I'm just not sure what exactly, but human is numah spelled backwards.

- Marc-Christophe

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that is how dogs spend their lives

- Sue Murphy