You can plan a pretty picnic but you can't predict the weather.

- Outkast

Winter is nature's way of saying, "Up yours."

- Robert Byrne

Hitched a ride with the wind and since he was my friend
I just let him decide where we'd go
When a flower grows wild, it can always survive
Wildflowers don't care where they grow
- Dolly Parton

"It's snowing still," said Eeyore gloomily.
"So it is."
"And freezing."
"Is it?"
"Yes," said Eeyore. "However," he said, brightening up a little, "we haven't had an earthquake lately."
- The House at Pooh Corner

Whose woods these are I think I know.
His house is in the village though;
He will not see me stopping here
To watch his woods fill up with snow.
- Robert Frost

Rain, Rain, Go Away

"Into every life a little rain must fall, but I think someone's mistaken me for Noah."
- Allison Raul

The nicest thing about the rain is that it always stops. Eventually.
- Eeyore

“And when it rains on your parade, look up rather than down. Without the rain, there would be no rainbow.”
- G. K. Chesterton

“The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.”
- Dolly Parton

“We will never be an advanced civilization as long as rain showers can delay the launching of a space rocket.”
-George Carlin

Don't knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while.
- Kin Hubbard

I was just thinking, if it is really religion with these nudist colonies, they sure must turn atheists in the wintertime.
- Will Rogers

There's one good thing about snow, it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's.
- Clyde Moore