Showing posts with label easter. Show all posts
Showing posts with label easter. Show all posts

4.12.2009

4/15/95

Dear Peter Rabbit,
Why did you go in Mr. McGragors garden? Your mother said not to go in to Mr. McGragors garden. You were a bad bunny and I hope you get well. You ate so many vegetables that you got sick. I bet you hate camomile tea. You should have done what Flopsy, Mopsey, and Cotton tail did.
Sincerely,
Casey

4.10.2009

Good Friday

"All I really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt!"
Lucy Van Pelt, "Peanuts"

"My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper."
Amy Sedaris

"Earth's saddest day and gladdest day were just three days apart!"
- Susan Coolidge

"Those have a short Lent, who owe money to be paid at Easter."
- Benjamin Franklin

"Forget love; I'd rather fall in chocolate."
-- Anonymous

"In your Easter bonnet, with all the frills upon it,
You'll be the grandest lady in the Easter parade."
- Irving Berlin

"Good Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Easter.
Bad Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Xmas."
- Jack Handy, Saturday Night Live

"Alzheimer's Advantage #2 : You can hide your own Easter eggs."
- Anonymous