Worst Month of the Year: February. February has only 28 days in it, which means that if you rent an apartment, you are paying for three full days you don't get. Try to avoid Februarys whenever possible.

- Steve Rubenstein

When Chekhov saw the long winter, he saw a winter bleak and dark and bereft of hope. Yet we know that winter is just another step in the cycle of life. But standing here among the people of Punxsutawney and basking in the of warmth of their hearths and hearts, I couldn't imagine a better fate than a long and lustrous winter. From Punxsutawney, it's Phil Connors.

- Groundhog Day

Thats right, woodchuck-chuckers - it's GROUNDHOG DAY!

This is pitiful. A thousand people freezing their butts off waiting to worship a rat. What a hype. Groundhog Day used to mean something in this town. They used to pull the hog out, and they used to eat it. You're hypocrites, all of you!
- Groundhog Day

Today is Valentine's Day. Or, as men like to call it, Extortion day.

- Jay Leno

Don't knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while.
- Kin Hubbard

I was just thinking, if it is really religion with these nudist colonies, they sure must turn atheists in the wintertime.
- Will Rogers

There's one good thing about snow, it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's.
- Clyde Moore

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. 

- Judith Viorst

Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!
- Homer Simpson

Groundhog Day

"Okay, campers, rise and shine, and don't forget your booties 'cause it's cooooold out there today."

"Come on, all the long distance lines are down? What about satellite? Is it snowing in space? Don't you keep open a line for emergencies or for celebrities? I'm both. I'm a celebrity in an emergency."

"This is one time where television really fails to capture the true excitement of a large squirrel predicting the weather. "

"Excuse me, where is everyone going?"
"To Gobbler's Knob. It's Groundhog Day."
"It's still just once a year, right? "