3.04.2010

I just wondering, what would be the effect of an Ark on the average neighbor?
Now, here's a guy going to work, 7 o'clock in the morning - Noah's next door neighbor - and he sees the Ark.
"Hey! You up there!"
"What you want?"
"What is this?"
"It's an Ark."
"Aha. You wanna get it outta my driveway? I gotta get to work."
"Listen, what this thing for anyway?"
"I can't tell you."
"Hahahahaha! Well, I mean can't you give me a little hint?"
"You wanna a hint?"
"Yes, please"
"How long can you tread water?"
- Bill Cosby

1 comment:

  1. Hahaha, Bill Cosby's Noah's Ark sketch is probably one of my favorites of all time.
    "Who's there?"
    "It's the Lord, Noah."
    "...Am I on candid camera?!"

    Thanks for making me smile today. :-)

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