Today's a little different, but I think Modern Family would have been a show that Casey would have loved. Here are some of my favorite quotes! - E
You look like you stood under a bird that poops ugly hats."
"I have some concerns about the shower situation…I'm pretty much at my target weight, but the thing is, I haven't quite reached my target height."
"We need to talk about this Ta-da."
"Luke. I am your father. That's what I said when you were coming out of your mom's lady parts."
"You danced without me Mitchell!"
"You're worried about germs? I've seen you kiss a pigeon on the mouth."
"Tell me it was booze, cheating, physical abuse, no problem. I’m a monogamous social drinker and Claire only sleep-hits me."
"Leave it to the gays to raise the only underachieving Asian in America."
"It's like they say, sometimes God closes a door, but sometimes he closes it so hard, you can't get your wife out."
"Angela Lansbury was the grand marshal. Good times she wrote."
"I had bread, I had cheese, and I had an iron. What was I supposed to do?"
"Just to be clear, I'm not condoning eating your kids, but I sure as heck know why giraffes do it."
"Every realtor is just a ninja in a blazer. The average burglar breaks in and leaves clues everywhere, but not me. I’m completely clueless."
“That’s what the disabled lesbian shaman who blessed Lily’s room said, too.”
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