Home Alone

Can I sleep in your room? I don't want to sleep on the hide-a bed with Fuller. If he has something to drink, he'll wet the bed.

- Kevin

Kevin: I wish my grandparents did that. They always send me clothes. Last year I got a sweater with a big bird knitted on it.
Marley: That's nice.
Kevin: Not for a guy in the second grade. You can get beat up for wearing something like that.

Buzz! Your girlfriend! Woof! - Kevin

Merry Christmas, Harry.
Happy Hanukkah, Marv.

You can't be too careful when it involves underwear. - Kevin