Groundhog Day

"Okay, campers, rise and shine, and don't forget your booties 'cause it's cooooold out there today."

"Come on, all the long distance lines are down? What about satellite? Is it snowing in space? Don't you keep open a line for emergencies or for celebrities? I'm both. I'm a celebrity in an emergency."

"This is one time where television really fails to capture the true excitement of a large squirrel predicting the weather. "

"Excuse me, where is everyone going?"
"To Gobbler's Knob. It's Groundhog Day."
"It's still just once a year, right? "