The Breakfast Club

We're all pretty bizarre. Some of us are just better at hiding it, that's all.
- Andrew

Dear Mr. Vernon, we accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong. But we think you're crazy to make an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us... In the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is a brain...and an athlete...and a basket case...a princess...and a criminal...
Does that answer your question?
Sincerely yours, the Breakfast Club

Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?
- Bender

Well, Brian, this is a very nutritious lunch. All the food groups are represented. Did your mom marry Mr. Rogers? - Bender
Uh, no. Mr. Johnson. - Brian

What if your home... what if your family... what if your *dope* was on fire? - Vernon
Impossible, sir. It's in Johnson's underwear. - Bender

Could you describe the ruckus, sir?
- Brian

I am the eyes and ears of this institution, my friends!
- Carl