Calendar Girls

What we must ask ourselves is this: what is the difference between this and the Venus de Milo? - Jessie
Oh, I love quizzes. The cooker? - Celia

Your son's been arrested.
And released with 10g of oregano. The only thing that'd be dangerous in is a quiche.

I've never been naked in front of anyone in my life.
Not even Frank?
Frank's a major. We approach nudity on a strictly need-to-know basis.

You're nude in The Telegraph, dear. Can you pass the bacon?

Naked!
It's not naked. It's nude.
What's the difference?
Art.

She's here to introduce us to the fascinating world of rugs
My apologies Iris, I stand corrected, it's not just rugs, it is in fact all forms of carpeting.
Oh, thank God. For a moment I thought it was going to be dull. - Chris

Jessie, we're getting to the point now where we really need to commit...
No front bottoms.
What?
I'm in. Just no front bottoms. That's a sight I reserved for just one man in my life.
Do you think your husband would mind?
It wasn't my husband.

None of us have been here before, love. I mean, for God's sake, my John didn't see me naked until the spring of 1975.
What happened in the spring of '75?
There was a lizard in the shower block at Abergele. Quite a few people saw me naked that morning.

Lawrence, we're going to need considerably bigger buns.