Sixteen Candles

Donger's here for five hours, and he's got somebody. I live here my whole life, and I'm like a disease.
- Samantha

I really love Rudy. He is totally enamored of me. I mean, I've had other men love me before, but not for six months in a row.
- Ginny

Oh Sam, let me take a look at you. Fred, she's gotten her boobies.
And they're so PERKY.
- Grandma Helen

Her monthly bill came early. Well, she's fine, she just took a muscle relaxer. - Mom
Try *four*. - Ginny
Oh Ginny, you didn't. - Mom

I loathe the bus. There has to be a more dignified mode of transportation.
- Sam

I'm not really a farmer. I'm a freshman.
- Ted

No more yankie my wankie. The Donger need food.
- Long

Can I borrow your underpants for 10 minutes?
- Ted

Relax, would you? We have seventy dollars and a pair of girls underpants. We're safe as kittens.
- Ted

Dong. Where is my automobile?
- Howard

What's happenin' hot stuff?
- Long

Last night at the dance, my little brother paid a buck to see your underwear.
- Randy

Sofa City, Sweetheart!
- Mike