Georgia Snogging Scale

The New and Improved Snogging Scale

• .5 - sticky eyes (Be careful using this. I’ve still got some complete twit following me around like a seeing-eye dog.)
• 1- holding hands
• 2 - arm around
• 3 - goodnight kiss
• 4 - kiss lasting over three minutes without a breath (What you need for this is a sad mate who’s got a watch but no boyfriend.)
• 4.5 - hand snogging (I really don’t want to go into this. Ask Jas.)
• 5 - open mouth kissing
• 6 - tongues
• 6.5 - ear snogging
• 6.75 - neck nuzzling
• 7 - upper body fondling – outdoors
• 8 - upper body fondling – indoors (in bed)
• Virtual number 8 - (When your upper body is not actually being fondled in reality, but you know that it is in your snoggees head.)
• 9 - below waist activity (or bwa) (Apparently this can include flashing your pants. Don’t blame me. Ask Jules.)
• 10 - the full monty (Jas and I were in the room when Dad was watching the news and the newscaster said, “Tonight the Prime Minister has reached Number 10.” And Jas and I had a laughing spaz to end all laughing spazzes.)