Georgia's Slang - Some Favorites

1. Billy Shakespeare land - England
2. 'Blimey O'Reilly!' or 'Blimey O'Reilly's trousers!' - Irish expression of disbelief and shock. Maybe O'Reilly was a famous Irish bloke who wore big trousers. We may never know the truth.
3. Boy entrancers - False eyelashes.
4. Clown car - Officially known as a Reliant Robin three-wheeler, but clearly a car built for clowns, made by an absolute loser called Robin.
5. Double cool with knobs - 'double' and 'with knobs' are instead of saying 'very' a lot. Makes sentences quicker.
6. Erlack - 'Yuck!' or 'Eww!'.
7. Erlack a pongoes - Incredibly disgusting.
8. Froglegs-a-gogo Land - France.
9. Gorgey - Gorgeous.
10. Hamburger-a-go-go-Land - USA.
11. Hambergese - Person from Hamburger-a-go-go-land.
12. General Horn - Being attracted to many people at the same time.
13. Particular Horn - Being attracted to only one singular person.
14. Cosmic Horn - Being attracted to everyone and everything in the universe.
15. Kiwi-a-gogo-Land - New Zealand.
16. Lederhosen-a-gogo Land - Germany.
17. Marvy - Marvelous.
18. Nervy B - Nervous breakdown. See "Losing it Scale"
19. Nippy Noodles - Cold.
20. Nuddy-pants - Nude-coloured pants, which means no pants. So if you are in your nuddy-pants you are in no pants, i.e you are naked.
21. Nunga-nungas - Basoomas. Breasts. They are called nunga-nungas because Ellen's brother says that if you get hold of a girl's breast and pull on it goes nunga-nunga-nunga. Singular form - Nunga.
22. Sports Nunga-Nunga-holder - A sports bra. Basoomas can potentially knock you out if they're big and you don't wear it when running.
23. Och Aye Land - Scotland.
24. Over-the-shoulder boulder-holder - A nunga-nunga holder; bra.
25. Pantalitzer doll - A terrifying Czech-made doll that sadistic parents [Georgia's dad] buy for their children.
26. Piddly-diddly Department - A place where one goes to pee.
27. Pingy pongoes - A very bad smell. Usually to do with farting.
28. Pizza-a-gogo Land - Spaghetti-a-go-go Land; Masimoland, Italy.
29. Poo parlour division - A place where one goes to poo.
30. Red-bottomosity - Having the big red bottom. When a lady baboon is in the mood for love, she displays her red bottom to the male baboon. Otherwise he wouldn't have a clue. Anyway, if you hear the call of the Horn you are said to be displaying red-bottomosity.
31. The Sound of Music - A film we all know. Includes many famous songs, like 'The Hills are Alive with the Sound of Music', except to Georgia it is, of course, 'The Hills are Alive with the Sound of PANTS'. Other examples include 'You Are Sixteen Going On PANTS' and the one about the national flower of Austria 'EidlPANTS'.
32. Spangleferkel - A kind of German sausage.
33. Swiss-cheese-a-gogo-Land - Switzerland.
34. Stalag 14 - School.
35. Tart's Wardrobe - girl's toilets.
36. 'What in the name of pantyhose?!' - Expression of annoyance, like 'What on Earth?'.
37. Whelk Boy - A whelk is a horrible shellfish thing that only the truly mad eat. Slimy and mucus-like. Whelk Boy is a boy who kisses like a whelk, i.e. a slimy mucus kisser.